an open letter to snow

dear snow,

if you have to come down, then give me light flurries that don't stick to the ground...or give me twenty inches.  if  you're going to make it hard for me to travel to work, then you might as well just give me the best you got so a snow day can be declared and i can stay home, curled up in a ball under my covers. agreed?

please and thank you,
jillian m.